I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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