Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
His nipple licking is glorious
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