Do vagina's smell?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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