Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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