The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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