You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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