Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
