my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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