it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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