So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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