we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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