I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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