I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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