I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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