He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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