They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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