You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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