lets start a swedish sibling band together
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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