your thong is hanging out like whoa
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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