He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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