I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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