Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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