those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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