i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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