spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just found puke in my bra..
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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