The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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