We need to rekindle our bromance
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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