Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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