Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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