i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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