Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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