a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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