Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.