Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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