Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I would fuck him just for his dog
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