Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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