So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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