Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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