He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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