ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Someone signed my nipple.
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