i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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