It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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