new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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