You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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