I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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