I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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