do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
that's an acceptable place to lick
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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