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we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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