his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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