Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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