last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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