he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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