just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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