So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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