it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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