i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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